First one was on a Todd Terry Mix tape (he usually spin his own & his associates tunes) and featured the male vocal: "I'm gonna ride her from behind, I'm gonna ride her from behind, I'm gonna ride her from behind and she'll be happy"
Second sounds like some red neck describing how to build the perfect tune. "And you need a little high hat in there... (etc)" or somthing like that. It takes ages to build and is a great record - I heard it played out many times by all kinds of DJs.
Thanks for reading.