Originally Posted by
WAFC
Well beimng Wigan's most suave,sophisticated and best looking man isn't easy as i'm sure you can ll appreciate. Let me just give you the lowdown on my mornings activity.
9.30 - rise from slumber. you don't think i work or feel the need to work do you?
10.00 - have shower. using the latest nivea creams that have designed for us "lookers" to look even better and look down on the likes of everyone else with the utmost contempt that they deserve.
11.00 get dressed, going for the casual yet classy look today. i opt for a 1973 armani flying jacket, fake london polo shirt and panama jack boots. i look impressicve even by my high standards.
11.30 fashion my hair into the latest boyband style. look at myself in mirror. and think yes the ladies will love that.
12.00 stroll down to paper shop. woman shriek with delight as i leave the building, men ask me for tips on how to be so classy.
12.30 purchase the observer from the papershop. a classy paper for a classy gent i'm sure you'll agree. the shop assistant goes weak at the knees when serving me. blow - the cutter plays away in the background. i point this out to her and she is gushing like the amazon.
yes it's been an average (by my high standards) morning thus far.