just to prove i'm a true supporter unlike all you whinging
arsenal fans and you bitter twisted self pity city supporters
thought i'd post this an email i got sent by none other than a city fan
Manchester United put on a stunning display today in a behind-closed-doors
rematch ordered by the FA after Tuesdays debacle at Old Trafford.
The Super Reds went ahead just before the kick-off when Giggs was sent away
down the left wing. His cross was handled on the half way line by a Spurs
defender and a penalty was awarded for this cynical foul. Paul Scholes
stepped up to slot the ball home for United's 33rd penalty of the season.
It was no more than United deserved. The 15th minute saw the
Super-Smashing Reds go two up after Michael Carrick was penalised for
coughing just outside the area. Christiano Ronaldo's resultant free kick
was slightly miss-hit, but even if the keeper was not being pinned to the
floor by Roy Keane, he would not have saved it. 2-0. It was no more than
United deserved. The 21st minute saw more trouble for Spurs when Erik Edman
was sent-off for enquiring about the referee's Man United shirt. However
two minutes after the interval Spurs struck back after an amazing piece of
good fortune. The referee's assistant could only parry Pedro Mendes'
shot and Robbie Keane thumped the ball home. Confusion reigned for 10
minutes as the entire Manchester United squad surrounded the referee,
arguing that the referee's assistant had been fouled 15 minutes earlier.
The referee grudgingly had to give the goal even though he racked his
brain for a reason to disallow it. Alex Ferguson was furious and rushed
down from his seat in the stand to the dugout, knocking over a number of
blind, disabled, pensioners in wheel-chairs on the way down.
Fortunately, things settled down again as Paul Scholes took a long-range
shot, which deflected off the corner flag but had clearly crossed the
line, 3-1. It was no more than United deserved. Just after the restart,
un-sportsmanlike Nourredine Naybet was dismissed for making ridiculous
claims for a penalty after Roy Keane had nearly decapitated Robbie Keane.
he referee and his assistant missed the incident as they were both asking
Ryan Giggs for his autograph, but replays showed that Keane's flying
kung-fu kick, followed by a forearm smash was clearly unintentional. Ten
minutes later Ferguson took off Giggs and replaced him with Alan Smith,
Eric Djemba Djemba and the suspended Wayne Rooney. Wonderful, wonderful Man United's 4th came shortly after. Robbie Keane was caught offside just
outside the Spurs penalty area and Rooneys free-kick thundered in after
deflecting off the underside of the flood lights. It was no more than
United deserved. The super, marvel, wonder Reds kept the pressure on until
the bitter end. In the 98th minute Ledley King conceded a free kick just
outside his own area for blatantly glancing at the referee. Ronaldo stepped
up and proceeded to chip the ball right into the referee's path and he
made no mistake from 10 yards. Goal number 5 and it was no more than United deserved. Scholes slotted home number 6 from the penalty spot after
Gardner went down with a broken leg. Fortunately Roy Keane was nearby when it happened and, after running 50 yards, he was able to bring the incident to the referee's attention. Unfazed by Gardner's cynical tactics,
protruding bone and spraying blood, the referee sent him off for diving
(and time wasting) and awarded United the penalty. Scholes cheekily chipped
the all over the keeper and the crossbar, but the referee decided that it
was a goal, because based on past records, Scholes rarely missed. When
the final whistle went after 33 minutes of injury time, ! Spurs traipsed
off with their heads low, having been taught a footballing lesson by what
is by far the greatest team the World has ever seen. As the losers hit the
showers, a superb flowing movement by United culminated with a fine diving
header by Alex Ferguson and it was 7-1. However the referee decided that
it was such a good goal, it should count double.
8-1 then - and it was no more than United deserved.
i bet it was wrote by one of them chelski rentboys lol
you sold yer soul to the russian!
the truth as it is... aparently 
