Does anyone know the mix or name of this.. it could be a vocal over the 900 number or it could be an actual tune.

I used to hear this in the Thunderdome in Manchester - Miles Platting, but things are a little hazy so I ain't got much to go on. It used to go something like.

(Singing or Rap)
Things go wrong, they sometimes will
Why does it always seem uphill
...
....

DOWN..

then the 900 number sax loop.